I HATE Cupcakes!

There I have said it for all the world to know! 

I

HATE

CUPCAKES!

I don't know why, because fundamentally they seem logical. You want a piece of cake. You don't want to have stale cake edges from where you have taken out a slice. You make cupcakes.

To me though they are like little cake bastards! They are wrapped in paper like little diapers. I know they have entire fake reality programs focused on these little cake bastards, but I don't like those either.

I love the idea of all the flavors, but seriously make a damn cake! My BFF had a cupcake wedding tree. YES it wasn't a real cake. The guests didn't realize that was the actual wedding cake and I was put on cake defense to prevent people from taking the little bastards from the tree. The top was a little tort sized cake for the one year thing, which her father threw out which is a whole different thing. However it wouldn't have to be defended if it looked like a freaking CAKE!

So you little cake bastards I will continue with my real cake making. I will not use the paper diapers. In the event that I need small cakes I will make Petit Fours! They are so much pretier and I love them more.

DOWN WITH THE CUPCAKE! I just needed to clarify my position on the issue, and for the record I don't really eat muffins much either. Unless they are from Community Bakery in Little Rock Arkansas.

To all my foodie friends, so many have tried to convert me, but to no avail I hate cupcakes.