Why exactly did you wear THAT!?

So I don't want to say WHERE I took this photo, but this folks is a poster child for the What Not to Wear fashion circles of HELL!!!!

People this is a pair of knit pants with a zigzag pattern like your grandmothers quilt on a woman that is at best a size 28.

TWENTY FREAKIN EIGHT PEOPLE!!!!

I found a pair of pants out on the web that were similar.

These may actually be the pants FML!

Now that I look at the picture and these I think I found the actual pant! These were selling online for $100! I am going to commit homicide to the moron that thought one, these pants were a good idea and two, made then in a size DUMBO?

I am not picking on the ladies weight! I am picking on her fashion sense thinking that this pant would look good on her! They do make clothes for larger girls that are flattering! These pants are not an example of that! These pants are the rule of what you should never do to yourself. Not to mention they were knit, so all the rolls of fat in the places that no one wants to see where PLAINLY visible!

Here is the worst part! She was a freaking STYLIST! SHE was telling other people how to fix their hair and make-up and what to wear!

And yet she looks like a a damn quilt made in 1972! Look at the other stuff in the picture for scale people! These were a HORRIBLE IDEA!

My eyes bleed a little!