I have been trying to determine for a really long time what to call girls! It needed to be something wonderful and memorable like penis patrol and it had to work together!
A few weeks ago the team and I were up in Rogers Arkansas for the FLW fishing tournament, we weren't doing any fishing, but some people we know were putting together the television show. So off we go to Northwest Arkansas over the river and through the tunnel to Rogers we go.... (make sure you sing that to the tune of Over the River)
We are staying at the Embassy suites and our host isn't an early riser, but we are so down to the amazeballs custom omlette station we go!!! Seriously I love that place buckets of junk and you just tell them everything you want and they throw it in and make an omlette MMMM.
Okay so we are sitting there and see a female soldier sitting alone. THAT IS NOT RIGHT!!!
So I go over to her and say, "We think that you sitting alone is just a travesty and we would like you to join us for breakfast"
She very politely declines, and I go back to my seat.
When she finishes her meal she comes to our table and said, "I really appreciate your offer, but I work with men all day and I was actually enjoying the silence"
HELL Honey I am right there with you! It is all good!
The next morning we are down there again, only this time she is with a pack of men. Poor girl!
I walk right up to her in this pack of boys and I say..."I see you are sporting a penis patrol this morning, and if you would like to have one last bastion of estrogen you are welcome to join us this morning" She bursts into laughter, the men look confused (shocking I know) and I return to my seat. She didn't join us which was okay, but at least we made her laugh!
As we sit at our table and notice the large table of military personnel in their uniforms, it occurs to me........
Again she bursts into laughter, then men look confused, and we depart feeling quite satisfied. I will be designing Vajay Brigade Gear for the Cafe Press store soon!