|I will own this one day! I swear it!|
First: When going to a business meeting
|All of these items are essentials!|
|NO! Regardless of what men say!|
Second: When attending a Wedding
|See nice reasonable colors! |
|The Bride wears white! NOT YOU!|
Third: When attending a Funeral
|Wear black people! You are in mourning!|
|Unless you are the dumb ass mistress!|
Fourth: When attending a formal event
|Simple Elegant and Classy!|
|You pay by the hour for this girl!|
There are a million things that people think is acceptable, but I have to say this.... Just because some freak in New York or Los Angeles says it is a great idea doesn't mean it is.
They thought these were good ideas too.
|The goal is to flatter your form, not look like a bolt of fabric and feather puked on you.|