I am not familiar with your personal life in any way, shape, or form. However without sounding too John Hinkley Jr. I would like very much to be placed in the queue for your future mistress, maid, driver, foot massager, penis fluffer, whatever position opens up in your offices.
I am not a wealthy girl by any means whatsoever, but I have an addiction for which I have not been successful in finding a treatment program or facility.
I would like very much to own one pair of ever heel you make for the remainder of your designing career. I will throw myself upon the mercy of your benevolent soul for such an opportunity.
I am passionately in love with Dusky and would like very much to own him in a size 39 please. I have been having a torrid shoefair with the gentleman shown below, but may be leaving him for Lance. I don't want to come off like a shoewhore, but I am having such a hard time narrowing down the possibilities.
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| They were only $1,950 I cried as I left Nordstroms |
I honestly believe that any woman who owns more than 365 pairs of shoes is just being greedy, but I only own between 60 and 75 pairs of 4" heels, so as you can see I am a pauper in comparison to the great Imelda Marcos. She has not heeded my ceaseless pleadings for compassion on my poverty, and I am now seeking assistance from as many other shoe overlords as possible.
Please sir, just 50 pairs more, it isn't much and I swear that everyone will know that you are a kind and generous shoe overlord.
With the greatest respect and shameless groveling.
The Three Musketeers
Mainly Sweety Darlin' size 39
But also Princess Talks-A-Lot size 37-1/2
and PIMA size 38 too!