Its a Yellow Smart Car uh no Fart!

So this morning driving Princess Talks-A-Lot to school we are next to one of those little Smart cars. I was telling a story of finding this precious blog yesterday called Filing Jointly, and at a break in the story we hear the smart car accelerate.

You know the sound 5 year old boys make with their mouths to imitate a fart? IT SOUNDED LIKE THAT!!!

I am not one to promote or show any signs of amusement at fart jokes, but this was just a moment of shear amusement for some reason.

Then Princess Talks-A-Lot takes off......

"Look mom its a smart fart, and yellow smart fart. They are methane free."

The mood in the car just went downhill and turned from mother and daughter headed to an educational institution into two frat boys degrading the intelligence their parents gave them.

I try really hard to be lady like, or as much as is possible for me, and not become some redneck toothless hick. I understand that I am very blunt, but to be honest I try not to be vile. This whole discussion offends that part of me, but it was too funny in the moment not to share.

Yellow Smart Farts are Methane Free! BUAHAHAHAHA